(Me) Angel VS Devil

(Me) Angel VS Devil

Angel: I have some… *pushed away by Devil*
Devil: Slow~! I’ll say it. I hate this academy! I wouldn’t consider an academy to be one if they don’t have anything called [cafeteria]
Angel: Now, now there. There must be some reason that they don’t have one. Maybe they don’t have the enough space or budget to do it.
Devil: Uh huh, as if *roll eyes* Even their main campus don’t have a [cafeteria] *stressing the word* And I won’t consider that is a campus too because it is just a big 3-storey building.
Angel: How do you know that they don’t have one? And how a campus defined is how you perceive it only.
Devil: Like always *roll eyes* there aren’t any signs telling where is the [cafeteria] so I assume that it didn’t have one. And that goddamm building is just sucks. It is even smaller than his/her rival next door. Because he/her is so small, the map of the area won’t even show it. *crossed arms*
Angel: That is plain assumptions or appeal to ignorance in Critical Thinking. And for the map, maybe you’re looking at the older version.
Devil: There is too much maybe. You yourself ain’t sure that you are right about the stuff.
Angel: …..
Devil: Plus, I hate the library of the academy. What kind of library that have only two shelves of books? And don’t play words with me; I’m not talking about the libraries in rural areas (if they have one).
Angel: But they still have some book, that’s still counted for a library.
Devil: Gaaarg…! *frustrated* You just don’t understand, don’t you? You are either naïve or idiotic. Two shelves are not library. It is rubbish!
Angel: Still, people go and study in it.
Devil: Whatever! *dismissing Angel* It’s not like you understand it anyway. By the way, our mistress is writing a letter of apology yesterday.
Angel: So I’ve known. She has to do it because she has make mistakes.
Devil: As if! She is getting punished for no reason. The ad did mention that everybody is invited to join, not required to join! Can you not read? Our mistress writes it because she doesn’t want to cause chaos with the –YouKnowWho- . Be thankful that she didn’t consult me or things will be messier.
Angel: Well, she didn’t ask for permission to go so naturally she needs to do it.
Devil: Like…. OH, what the?! You just don’t understand. This is human! As if they will give permission when they don’t want you to go away. *shakes Angel* Open your eyes! Humanity changes! WE, Devils rules~! Satan is coming!!
Angel: Don’t get your hopes high. God won’t let this happen!
Devil: Haha.*dismissing Angel*