FanGirls Manual

FanGirl's Oath

>> I _____ (ya name) swear to loyal to _______ ( idol's name ) and i will cherish him for good . Should i break this oath , i will consider kicking myself out of this fandom .


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(1) Remember ya identity
-----> Yes , you are a fangirl . You can call ya idol ya husband , boyfriend or slave but never consider this is real . Otherwise , peopler will think that you're crazy .

(2) You must not fall in love with ya idol
------> Yes , you can like them , you can love them but you cannot fall in love with them . Why ? Nice question . Because you will suffer and maybe attempted suicide when you find out that they're having relationship with other people . Get it ?

(3) You must support ya idol
------> But of course , otherwise why ya call yaself fangirls ?

(4) You must not buy fake cds of ya idol
------> This is very important for you yourself and for ya idol . Suppose ya buy unofficial cds of ya idol , you will risk getting caught and spend ya life in jail . And ya idol will be sad and did not earn any money from the sales of their unofficial cds . So , support original official CD !!

(5) Loathes anybody who critises ya idol
------> That's right . How dare they critises ya beloved idol . Kill them , hack their account , call them elephant legs .!!